weowethis:

"Sorry I’m late. I was masturbating and didn’t care to be here."

(Source: weoweth1s)

The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.
― (via vufus)

(Source: just-an-autumn)

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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